Letter T is being retarded…

Every other letter on the keyboard is like all happy and obliging, like a normal key should, sort of oh hey, you want to use me? That’s cool because that’s what I do and I am here for you… like a tiny square friend with the most limited vocabulary ever.

And then T is like:

And suddenly every word I need to type is like full of Ts and I have to like beat the keyboard into submission.