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Why did the Weasel cross the road?
Somebody tossed a knut.
Why did Potter cross the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why did Draco cross the road?
So he could swing his hips at Potter.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Draco did.
Why did the Dark Lord cross…
(Source: phizz-wizards)
